Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.…
HE QUIKN BROWN FO JUPED OER HE LA DOG
campaign to stop putting raisins in food
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
The woman eating her babies brain was in San Antonia, Texas. The man who disemboweled himself was in New Jersey.
Just so you know!
(Source: elisa-on-parade)
(Source: fasterdoctor)
I wear waistcoats now. Waistcoats are cool. [x]
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
